Just so all of you know living with Zac is never boring! This is why I married the man! He is so funny and random. So I have two random stories about him. The first I like to call "The mystery of the empty can." One night Zac was cooking dinner, and he went to cook some green beans, I was busy doing something, I don't remember what, but it will suffice to say that I was distracted. Zac walks over and says, "Kira, look at this can of green beans!" I didn't look up, because, honestly how can green beans be interesting. He continued, "No look there is nothing in it!" And then I said, "Yeah Zac, that usually happens after you dump the contents out." And this is where Zac got really excited, "No! This is how I opened it! Look it's just water! There are no green beans! What are the odds that we would buy the only can of green beans on that shelf that didn't actually have any green beans in it." So I said, "wow, yeah that is really weird." Needless to say this little oddity really excited him, and so he wanted to take a picture of it to document it. At first he wanted to send it in to the green bean company to show them how they gypped us, but I pointed out that even with a picture that would be pretty hard to prove. So then he decided he needed a picture purely for his own enjoyment, because this was such a weird thing. Thus we have a not one, but five, pictures of an empty can of green beans.
My second story is not for the faint of heart, so if you are you should turn away now. I don't think these pictures need much of an explanation, they mostly speak for themselves, other than you should know that he didn't actually do this to in some weird way to be romantic or anything like that, this was purely to make me laugh. And now it is to make you laugh too.
Oh and just so you all know, these are the "clean" pictures. You should all be thankful I didn't post the one of Zac bending over to put a pan in the oven! And I also thought about making a little black box to cover his cute "bubble" shaped behind, but I didn't know how to, so... sorry, I hope your eyes aren't blinded from the whiteness.